The Phil Silvers Show, originally titled You'll Never Get Rich, was a sitcom which ran on CBS from 1955 to 1959 for 142 episodes, plus a 1959 special. The series starred Phil Silvers as Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko of the United States Army.
The series was created and largely written by Nat Hiken, and won three consecutive Emmy Awards for Best Comedy Series. The show is sometimes titled Sergeant Bilko or simply Bilko in reruns, and is very often referred to by these names, both on-screen and by viewers. The show's success transformed Silvers from a journeyman comedian into a star, and writer-producer Hiken from a highly-regarded behind-the-scenes comedy writer into a publicly recognized creator.
During a poker game the other sergeant's cheat and clean Bilko out of his bankroll so he has to look around for some more money. Just when it looks like he will miss out a new sq…
S01E02
The Empty Store
⭐ 7.0
Sep 27, 195530 min
Bilko is still broke and can't find a way back into the big poker game. When the three sergeant's win again, by beating one of the new recruits, Bilko decides to get even by rentin…
S01E03
The WAC
⭐ 7.0
Oct 4, 195530 min
A job comes up for a sergeant that has a jeep allocated Bilko applies for it only to find that he is beaten by a Sgt Joan Hogan. (1st appearance by Elisabeth Fraser As Joan Hogan)
S01E04
The Horse
⭐ 7.0
Oct 11, 195530 min
Bilko loses the platoon welfare money on a horse only to find out that it is suffering from a minor leg injury, with the last of the platoon's money he buys the horse and has to ke…
S01E05
AWOL
⭐ 8.0
Oct 18, 195530 min
Pvt Steve Nagy goes awol so Bilko has to go and fetch him back only to find himself caught up in the middle of a family feud
S01E06
The Boxer
⭐ 8.0
Oct 25, 195530 min
Bilko discovers that one of the platoon Claude Dillingham is a boxing champ so Bilko enters him for the interplatoon championship only to learn that Dillingham refuses to fight
S01E07
The Hoodlum
⭐ 8.0
Nov 1, 195530 min
After several transfers a young tough guy is moved to the motor pool platoon and it is left to the Bilko to cut him down to size. Meanwhile Bilko is after the ' Soldier of the Mont…
S01E08
Mardi Gras
⭐ 8.0
Nov 8, 195530 min
When the platoon ask local socialite Miss Joy Landers to be their Mardi Gras queen she laughs and turns them down flat, so Bilko finds a way to change her mind.
S01E09
The Eating Contest
⭐ 8.0
Nov 15, 195530 min
In an eating contest between the platoons Bilko puts his money on a new member of the platoon nicknamed 'The Stomach' only to find that he can only eat when he is depressed
S01E10
The Centennial
⭐ 7.0
Nov 22, 195530 min
Bilko organises a pageant to celebrate 100 years of Camp Baxter but after some investigation finds that it does not show the camp in a very good light
S01E11
Bivouac
⭐ 8.0
Nov 29, 195530 min
When maneuvers come round again the Colonel is interested in which illness Bilko has in order to miss out on the joys of marching through the countryside. In order to make him go t…
S01E12
The Singing Contest
⭐ 8.0
Dec 6, 195530 min
Bilko hears of a singing contest in Miami and to get away from the bitterly cold weather he enters the platoon but on hearing them sing he puts a bet on for them to lose. While he…
S01E13
The Twitch
⭐ 8.0
Dec 13, 195530 min
Colonel Hall tells Bilko to provide an audience for a lecture on music. He finds that nobody wants to come until they learn that the lecture will be given by a friend of the Colone…
S01E14
The Reunion
⭐ 8.0
Dec 20, 195530 min
When Bilko meets up with his old army buddies, he thinks that they are going to be so short of money, that he is going to have to help them out , but it turns out that they have al…
S01E15
The Rich Kid
⭐ 7.0
Dec 27, 195530 min
Bilko gets an idea to buy the local bar and grill, but he is stumped for cash, until he learns that one of the platoon's new recruits, is heir to a steel fortune. So they play up t…
S01E16
Hollywood
⭐ 8.0
Jan 3, 195630 min
Hollywood plans a film of the ' Battle of Kabuchi' and they hire Bilko as the technical adviser, but after a couple of days he has taken over the whole production, and the film peo…
S01E17
The Investigation
⭐ 8.0
Jan 10, 195630 min
A Congressional committee visit Fort Baxter to investigate waste and high living but Bilko has other ideas, he wants a pay rise instead
S01E18
Kids In the Trailer
⭐ 7.0
Jan 17, 195630 min
While babysitting for a member of the platoon Bilko panics when he finds that he can't change the baby's nappy
S01E19
The Revolutionary War
⭐ 7.0
Jan 24, 195630 min
Bilko's aunt sends him a diary showing him that his great uncle Joshua was on the staff of George Washington so Bilko applies to become an officer but on reading the diary he disco…
S01E20
The Transfer
⭐ 8.0
Jan 31, 195630 min
When the Colonel makes life difficult Bilko decides to bluff and puts in a transfer, but the Colonel calls the bluff and Bilko is on his way, but at his new camp life is to easy an…
S01E21
The Rest Cure
⭐ 8.0
Feb 7, 195630 min
During a heat wave Bilko discovers that the army have a rest centre in the Rockies but the trick is trying to persuade the doctors and the Colonel to let him go there
S01E22
Dinner at Sowici's
⭐ 8.0
Feb 14, 195630 min
When Bilko thinks that Joan is trying to trap him into marriage, he takes her to dinner at Sgt Sowici's to see how bad marriage can be, but they are in for a surprise.
S01E23
Army Memoirs
⭐ 7.0
Feb 21, 195630 min
When Sgt's Pendleton,Grover, and Sowici get Bilko busted to private, he gets his own back by pretending to write a book on his army life
S01E24
Miss America
⭐ 7.0
Feb 28, 195630 min
When Bilko asks for pictures of the platoons girlfriends Pvt Honnagar shows them a photo of a beautiful girl taken years ago. they think it is his girl but they have a surprise in …
S01E25
The Court Martial
⭐ 9.0
Mar 6, 195630 min
When Zippo the ape is accidently inducted into the army the only way to get the army off the hook is to get Bilko as defense council and court martial the ape before anybody finds …
S01E26
Furlough in New York
⭐ 7.0
Mar 13, 195630 min
Bilko and Joan Hogan go separately to New York and keep missing each other but when they meet up again at Fort Baxter they find that they have somehow ended up with each others dog…
S01E27
The Big Uranium Strike
⭐ 8.0
Mar 20, 195630 min
Bilko suspects that there are large deposits of uranium underneath Fort Baxter but he has to get rid of the Colonel before he can start digging
S01E28
Bilko and the Beast
⭐ 8.0
Mar 27, 195630 min
When a new drill sergeant known as ' The Beast ' takes over at Fort Baxter Bilko and the platoon come up with a scheme to get rid of him
S01E29
The Physical Check Up
⭐ 8.0
Apr 10, 195630 min
When Bilko tries to get out of a 20 mile hike the Colonel preempts him and allows him to miss the hike Bilko is so shocked that he thinks the Colonel might be trying to get rid of …
S01E30
The Recruiting Sergeant
⭐ 8.0
Apr 17, 195630 min
When Bilko gets a tip from a jockey on a horse he persuades the Colonel to take him on a recruiting drive to Topeka so he can get to a bookie and get a bet on
S01E31
Hair
⭐ 8.0
Apr 24, 195630 min
Bilko's head is constantly being used by his barber to find a cure for baldness. The other three sergeants know this and while Bilko is asleep decide to play a trick on him, but Bi…
S01E32
The Con Men
⭐ 7.0
May 1, 195630 min
When Doberman gets a $500 windfall from an insurance policy, he loses it in a poker game with three con men. Bilko gets it back by conning the con men, but then Doberman loses it a…
S01E33
War Games
⭐ 7.0
May 8, 195630 min
Bilko is asked to be best man at a friends wedding but it coincides with a war game battle between the army and the national guard
S01E34
Bilko on Wall Street
⭐ 8.0
May 15, 195630 min
Thinking his friend is a big man on Wall Street Bilko goes to stay but when he discovers that his friend is just a clerk, Bilko sets out to get him a better job.