Joan Girardi has begun acting a little strange since her family moved to the city of Arcadia. No one knows that various people keep introducing themselves as God, and then giving the teenager specific directions to do things. Unsure of what God wants, and if she's even sane, Joan tentatively begins to follow God's cryptic directives, all the while trying to retain a "normal" teen-aged existence.
16 year old Joan Girardi is approached by someone claiming to be God. He gives her a mission, get a job. Will Girardi, Joan's dad and new chief of police for Arcadia, is trying t…
S01E02
The Fire and the Wood
⭐ 6.0
Oct 3, 200345 min
Joan enrolls in advanced-placement chemistry, after God asks her to stop being an underachiever; Will ruffles feathers during an arson investigation.
S01E03
Touch Move
⭐ 6.0
Oct 10, 200345 min
God encourages Joan to learn how to play chess; Will must work with a psychic on a missing toddler case; Helen hopes a miracle will enable Kevin to walk again.
S01E04
The Boat
⭐ 6.0
Oct 17, 200345 min
Helen fears Joan is becoming eccentric when she enthusiastically tackles her boat-building project; Will encourages Kevin to join a wheelchair basketball team.
S01E05
Just Say No
Oct 24, 200345 min
Joan learns from God that she's holding a garage sale on Saturday, which doesn't leave her much time to sort through her family's unwanted belongings. Among the items she unearths …
S01E06
Bringeth It On
Oct 31, 200345 min
Joan gets a lesson in popularity when God tells her to try out for the cheerleading squad, and her efforts to impress two pom-pom girls pay off with an invite to hang out together …
S01E07
Death Be Not Whatever
Nov 7, 200345 min
Joan baby-sits for a 6-year-old boy who is obsessed with death; officers assault a black man at a gas station.
S01E08
The Devil Made Me Do It
Nov 14, 200345 min
God's mysterious ways once again bewilder Joan, when He asks her to volunteer at the high-school art show, so that she can keep Adam Rove's sculpture from being exhibited. Elsewher…
S01E09
St. Joan
Nov 21, 200345 min
God wants Joan to score an ""A"" on a test about French saint Joan of Arc. As the teen hits the books, she draws comparisons to the life of the young heroine who claimed to hear di…
S01E10
Drive, He Said
Dec 5, 200345 min
Each of the Girardis deal with crises of varying seriousness, the worst of which puts Will at the mercy of a crazed gunman. The day also finds Helen reacting with mixed emotions af…
S01E11
The Uncertainty Principle
Dec 12, 200345 min
God instructs Joan to ask a troublemaker to the winter formal. Will uncovers secrets that could prove unfavorable to the former Chief of Police and other members of the city's gov…
S01E12
Jump
⭐ 1.0
Jan 9, 200445 min
Joan is saddened when she learns Rocky (Death Be Not Whatever) has passed away, causing her to further question God about life and death. Will loses his job when his discovery, an…
S01E13
Recreation
Jan 16, 200445 min
At Helen's insistance, she and Will take a getaway to a spa, but all does not go well when Will cannot forget about his job. And with the parents away, the kids are up to a little…
S01E14
State of Grace
Feb 6, 200445 min
God tells Joan to join the debate team, where her partner has a stuttering problem. A new security system is implemented at Arcadia High School. After the art teacher quits, Hele…
S01E15
Night Without Stars
Feb 13, 200445 min
Joan's newest mission from God is to work with kids, so she volunteers to help babysit children of abused mothers; Joan becomes jealous when Adam falls for one of the volunteers; K…
S01E16
Double Dutch
Feb 20, 200445 min
God tells Joan to learn to jump rope with a group of inner-city teens, one of whom Joan discovers is homeless. Kevin goes on a date, but not with who you think.
S01E17
No Bad Guy
Feb 27, 200445 min
After Joan stands up for one of her classmates being bullied, an embarrassing picture of Joan, taken with a picture phone, is rapidly spread around school. God instructs Joan to jo…
S01E18
Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray
Mar 12, 200445 min
God instructs Joan to help out with the a chaotic Girardi household; Adam has his first art show; Will and Toni witness a carjacking. Will and Toni, while making an arrest, get stu…
S01E19
Do the Math
Apr 2, 200445 min
God tells Joan to take piano lessons; Joan helps her piano teacher deal with her past; Joan learns a painful secret Will and Helen have been keeping from the family; Iris becomes s…
S01E20
Anonymous
Apr 30, 200445 min
Joan joins the yearbook staff, per God's request, and decides to use this assignment as a means of impressing Adam...
Feeling threatened that Iris and Adam continue to share a bon…
S01E21
Vanity, Thy Name Is Human
May 7, 200445 min
Joan takes a cosmetics class, per God's request, and Kevin doesn't react well to crossing paths with the last girlfriend he dated before his disabling accident...
Glynis' flatteri…
S01E22
The Gift
May 14, 200445 min
After God tells Joan to give Adam a gift, she finds something that leads her to wonder if God's suggesting she have sex with him...
While secretly searching through Adam's backpac…
S01E23
Silence
May 21, 200445 min
When the hospitalized Joan is diagnosed with Lyme disease, she begins to question if she's been seeing God or merely experiencing the hallucinations that can be symptomatic of her …