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Two and a Half Men

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

⭐ 7.5/10· 2003 ·12 Seasons ·262 Episodes · Created by Lee Aronsohn
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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7.5/10 3,674 votes

Quick facts

First Aired
2003
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
TMDB Rating
⭐ 7.5/10
Votes
3,674
Genre
Comedy
Status
Ended
Network
CBS
Director
Language
EN

Seasons

S01E01 still S01E01
Pilot
⭐ 6.7
Sep 22, 2003 23 min
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
S01E02 still S01E02
Big Flappy Bastards
⭐ 7.2
Sep 29, 2003 21 min
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps g…
S01E03 still S01E03
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
⭐ 7.3
Oct 6, 2003 21 min
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
S01E04 still S01E04
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
⭐ 7.5
Oct 13, 2003 21 min
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating…
S01E05 still S01E05
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
⭐ 7.3
Oct 20, 2003 19 min
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
S01E06 still S01E06
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
⭐ 6.8
Oct 27, 2003 21 min
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
S01E07 still S01E07
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
⭐ 7.8
Nov 3, 2003 21 min
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the sur…
S01E08 still S01E08
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
⭐ 7.2
Nov 10, 2003 19 min
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
S01E09 still S01E09
Phase One, Complete
⭐ 6.8
Nov 17, 2003 21 min
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
S01E10 still S01E10
Merry Thanksgiving
⭐ 7.1
Nov 24, 2003 21 min
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
S01E11 still S01E11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
⭐ 6.9
Dec 15, 2003 20 min
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
S01E12 still S01E12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
⭐ 7.0
Jan 5, 2004 21 min
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
S01E13 still S01E13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
⭐ 6.7
Jan 12, 2004 20 min
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
S01E14 still S01E14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
⭐ 6.8
Feb 2, 2004 21 min
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
S01E15 still S01E15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
⭐ 6.9
Feb 9, 2004 21 min
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
S01E16 still S01E16
That Was Saliva, Alan
⭐ 7.0
Feb 16, 2004 21 min
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
S01E17 still S01E17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
⭐ 7.3
Feb 23, 2004 20 min
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospit…
S01E18 still S01E18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
⭐ 7.1
Mar 1, 2004 21 min
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
S01E19 still S01E19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
⭐ 7.2
Mar 22, 2004 19 min
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
S01E20 still S01E20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
⭐ 6.9
Apr 19, 2004 21 min
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
S01E21 still S01E21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
⭐ 6.9
May 3, 2004 21 min
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
S01E22 still S01E22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
⭐ 6.7
May 10, 2004 21 min
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
S01E23 still S01E23
Just Like Buffalo
⭐ 7.4
May 17, 2004 21 min
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
S01E24 still S01E24
Can You Feel My Finger?
⭐ 7.0
May 24, 2004 21 min
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

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Questions about Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men has 12 seasons and 262 episodes total.
Two and a Half Men was created by Lee Aronsohn and first aired in 2003.
Two and a Half Men is a Comedy series.
The cast of Two and a Half Men includes Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell.
Two and a Half Men has a TMDB rating of 7.5/10 based on 3,674 votes.

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