Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is an American cartoon web series created by Seth MacFarlane. The series is based on the cutaway jokes on Family Guy.
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
S01E02
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Sep 10, 20081 min
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
S01E03
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Sep 15, 20081 min
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
S01E04
Adopted
Sep 21, 20082 min
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
S01E05
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Sep 29, 20081 min
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet M…
S01E06
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Oct 3, 20081 min
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
S01E07
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Oct 13, 20082 min
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Los…
S01E08
Cat Staff Meeting
Oct 19, 20081 min
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
S01E09
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Oct 26, 20081 min
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
S01E10
Marital Troubles
Nov 2, 20081 min
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
S01E11
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Nov 9, 20081 min
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
S01E12
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Dec 22, 20081 min
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
S01E13
The Frog Prince
Dec 30, 20081 min
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
S01E14
Monkeys Talk About Religion
Jan 6, 20091 min
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
S01E15
Mountain Climber
Jan 12, 20091 min
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
S01E16
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Jan 18, 20091 min
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
S01E17
Mad Cow Disease
Jan 27, 20091 min
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
S01E18
The Bartender Says...
Feb 5, 20091 min
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
S01E19
Backstage with Bob Dylan
Feb 17, 20091 min
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
S01E20
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Feb 24, 20091 min
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
S01E21
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Apr 21, 20091 min
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
S01E22
Things You Never Hear
May 23, 20092 min
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
S01E23
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Jun 12, 20091 min
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
S01E24
AIDS Patient Zero
May 12, 20092 min
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
S01E25
Name That Animal Penis!
May 12, 20092 min
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
S01E26
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
May 12, 20092 min
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
S01E27
Sex with... #1
May 12, 20091 min
A showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Mr. Sulu
A Folk Singer
A Necrophiliac
A Trapeze Artist
S01E28
A Fat Guy Working Out
May 12, 20091 min
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
S01E29
A Gay Knight
May 12, 20091 min
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
S01E30
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
May 12, 20091 min
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
S01E31
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
May 12, 20093 min
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
S01E32
Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
May 12, 20092 min
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
S01E33
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
May 12, 20091 min
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
S01E34
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
May 12, 20092 min
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
S01E35
Sex with... #2
May 12, 20091 min
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Dick Cheney
Gilbert Gottfried
A Midget
Optimus Prime
S01E36
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
May 12, 20091 min
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
S01E37
The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
May 12, 20092 min
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
S01E38
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
May 12, 20091 min
To have sexual relations with your mother.
S01E39
Sex with... #3
May 12, 20091 min
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include...
A U.S. Senator
A Tube Of Toothpaste
A Redneck
A Sheep
S01E40
Dirty Vaudeville
May 12, 20091 min
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
S01E41
Fat Jesus
May 12, 20092 min
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
S01E42
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
May 12, 20091 min
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
S01E43
The Sneeze Throw-Up
May 12, 20091 min
Exactly what it says on the tin...
S01E44
The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
May 12, 20091 min
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
S01E45
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
May 12, 20091 min
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
S01E46
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
May 12, 20091 min
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
S01E47
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
May 12, 20091 min
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
S01E48
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
May 12, 20091 min
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
S01E49
Sheep Shearing
May 12, 20092 min
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
S01E50
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
May 12, 20091 min
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.